Jobasup94 New Member
Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 1
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:03 pm Post subject: Definitions |
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GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.....
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in death!!!!! |
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