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Jobasup94
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:03 pm    Post subject: Definitions Reply with quote
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.....

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both

ultimately result in death!!!!!
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