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A new type of legal defense

 
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:40 am    Post subject: A new type of legal defense Reply with quote

In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals not smart enough to
get out of jury duty, here is a jury to be proud of!!!

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating
guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the
lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a
trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,"
the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person
presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom."

He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all
looked on eagerly. A minute passed. Nothing happened.
Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But
you all looked on with anticipation. I, therefore, put it to you that you
have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed, and I
insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."

The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the
jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty.

"But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of
you stare at the door."

The jury foreman replied: "Yes, we did look, but your client didn't."
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