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PREGNANT TURKEY STORY

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for
the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom
decided to play a trick.

She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When
my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven. She
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the
turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s)
back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of
the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving
spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little
bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay
eggs!

Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!