juniorf Frequent Poster
Joined: 15 Jun 2006 Posts: 29 Location: Little Rock, AR
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:24 pm Post subject: The Kitchen Bitch |
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The Kitchen Bitch
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train
stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the
hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches
who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the
tracks. The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say...
"All passengers please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip
was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard
her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember,
there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you
who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
kitchen...." |
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