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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:57 am    Post subject: I am full of it Reply with quote
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, vodka, wine or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = POOP

BEER = HEALTH

Ergo, it is better to drink beer and talk shit, than to drink water and be full of shit.

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