juniorf Frequent Poster
Joined: 15 Jun 2006 Posts: 29 Location: Little Rock, AR
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:57 am Post subject: I am full of it |
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It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, vodka, wine or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
WATER = POOP
BEER = HEALTH
Ergo, it is better to drink beer and talk shit, than to drink water and be full of shit.
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