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A very old man, Mr. Stewart, was living the last of his life in a
nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad. Nurse Tracy asked if there was
anything wrong.

"Yes," said Mr. Stewart, "my Private Part died today."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and often confused, she replied,
"Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Stewart, please accept my condolences."

The following morning, Mr. Stewart was walking down the hall with his
Private Part hanging out of his pajamas when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Stewart," she said, "you can't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

Mr. Stewart replied, "Didn't I tell you yesterday that my Private Part
died?"

"Yes, you did tell me that, but what does that have to do with it
hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.

"Well," he replied, "today's the viewing."