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A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow. But she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they've raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to
32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas? Documentaries.

Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-64 and says the driver, "Got any I.D.?" The driver replies, "'Bout wut?"

Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert near took out the whole trailer park.
The library was a total loss, too. Both books - poof! up in flames,and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

A new law was recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple gets divorced they are STILL cousins.

At the scene of an accident a trooper asked the Arkansas driver what gear he was in at the moment of impact. The driver replied, "Tractor hat and camouflage huntin' duds."

Folks in Arkansas now go to movies in groups of 18. They were told '17 and under are not admitted.'

An Arkansas man phoned the local hospital, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" ........"Is this her first child?", the doctor asked. "No, ya dummy!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"