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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:52 am    Post subject: Sweet Grandmother Reply with quote

A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital.
She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to
someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's
the name and room number?"

The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said,
"Beckey Finkel, room 302."


The Operator replied, "Let me check.

"Oh, good news. Her records say that Beckey is doing
very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work
just came back as normal and her physician, Dr.
Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."

The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful!

I was so worried! God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome.

Is Beckey your daughter?"

The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Beckey Finkel in 302.

No one tells me anything!."
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