BillyB Frequent Poster
Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 60 Location: Lexington, KY, USA
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:19 pm Post subject: French Buble Gum |
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An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman chewing bubblegum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless starts a conversation.
F. You American folk eat the whole bread?
A. (in a bad mood) Of course.
F. (after blowing a huge bubble), we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a contained, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states. The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The American listens in silence. The Frenchman persists:
F. Do you eat jelly with the bread?
A. Of course.
F. (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling) We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put a ll the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states.
After a moment of silence, the American then asks:
A. Do you have sex in France?
F."Why of course we do" he says with a big smirk.
A. And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?
F. We throw them away, of course.
American: We don't. In America we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France." |
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