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THE KISS

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1: you have to be single, and #2: you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "I am single and I am Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull over."

The nun fulfills the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me, Sister, but I have sinned. I lied ... I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's ok my child. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."