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[mistux]

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on it's final
approach.

The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our
final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us
today
and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto".

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear
his
conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot, "Well,
skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?"

"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and
take
a big crap.....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge
tits out for dinner..... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her
back to
my room and put it to her big time all night ."

Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up
and down
the isles trying to get a look at the new stewardess.

Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. She's
so
embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to the cockpit to
turn
the intercom off.

Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she
goes.

The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta
take a shit first."