Manufacturing Information Solutions

[mistux]

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer --

"Do not use while sleeping."
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)


On a bag of Fritos --

"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(The shoplifter special?)


On a bar of Dial soap --

"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be???....)



On some Swanson frozen dinners --

"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion.)


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --

"Do not turn upside down."
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --

"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)



On packaging for a Rowenta iron --

"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me time?)


On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --

"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid --

"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)



On most brands of Christmas lights --

"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what?)



On a Japanese food processor --

"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts --

"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash)



On an American Airlines packet of nuts --

"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)


On a child's Superman costume --

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


On a Swedish chainsaw --
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)...