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Joined: 26 Jun 2004 Posts: 311 Location: Mishawaka, IN
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:17 pm Post subject: African Roulette |
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African Roulette
An African leader makes an official trip to Russia. At
the end of the trip, the Russian leader tells the
African that in Russia they have a custom performed at
farewells called "Russian Roulette" to demonstrate
one's courage.
The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber,
gives the cylinder spin, puts the gun to his head and
pulls the trigger...CLICK...empty chamber.
He hands the revolver to his African guest, and says,
"Your turn." Not to be outdone, the African repeats
the ritual...CLICK...empty.
The next year, the Russian visits the African country.
At the end of the trip, the African tells his Russian
peer that he was very impressed with "Russian
Roulette" and that he has spent the last year devising
an African ritual to demonstrate one's courage. The
African then disappears through a door only to
reappear a few minutes later smiling, and says, "Your
turn."
The African escorts the Russian through the door. In
the room are six of the most beautiful, naked women he
has ever seen.
The African explains that he is to choose one of the
women, who will perform oral sex on him.
Absolutely dumbfounded, the Russian asks, "What kind
of test of courage is this?"
TheAfrican leader says "One of them is a cannibal" |
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