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[JamieR]

This was sent to me by one of my black friends, so don't make me accountable for it, just laugh with it.
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I LOVE BLACK FOLKS! THERE'S NOBODY LIKE 'EM.

With black folks, everything starts late! Everything ends late. Time
is just a thang! Black folks' philosophy about time is, "We may not be
on time, but we are in time, and we don't want to miss a thing!"

Black folks arrive late for weddings, funerals, and Sunday church
services and then act like they are on time!

Black folks will go to social functions, particularly at church, and
not stay for the program, but want to wrap up some food to take home
as if the event is fast food "take out."

When some black preachers can't think of what else to say during a
sermon, they'll say, "Look at your neighbor and say, 'God loves you!"

Every black family has a preacher.

When a lead choir member can't reach a high note or has forgotten the
words, the choir member will get filled with "the holy ghost", get
happy, shout and not have to finish the song.

A black gospel choir can sing a three word song for twenty minutes.

In the black church, the announcements are longer than the sermon.

Black folks cry and pass out at the funeral, but are fine and laughin'
at the dinner following the interment.

The black church takes twenty minutes to take up an offering at an
afternoon program and only raise $76.34! (don't forget they take an
hour to count it again after church).

Black folks will ask grandparents to watch their kids while they run
an errand but don't pick them up until two days later.

Black folks eat "fried" bologna.

Black folks refer to diabetes as, "Sugar."

Don't ask black folks for the precise time. They respond, "Almost a
quarter after...." or a "little after two."

Black folks will eat ferociously at the family dinner and then have
the nerve to start wrappin' stuff up in foil to take home!

Black cashiers always seem to have an attitude.

Black folks sell CDs, potato chips, nabs and sodas out the trunk of
their cars after church and at the football game.

Black folks have at least one person in the family who still wears a
Jheri curl.

Black folks stay engaged for six years and never get married.

Black folks will have the telephone company shut off their house
phone, but still have a cell phone on.

Black folks put hot sauce and ketchup on everything!

Black folks have at least one family member that "almost" made it to
the pros.

Black folks will owe you and everybody else in the neighborhood money
but can buy a new car.

Black folks re-use ZipLoc baggies, paper plates, plastic forks,
spoons, and knives.

Black folks won't throw anything away! The rationale is that you
never know when you might need it again.

IN SPITE OF ALL OF OUR PECULIAR WAYS, I STILL LOVE BLACK FOLKS! DON'T
YOU? YOU'D BETTER CAUSE YOU "IZ" ONE, TOO!

Go on and smile...It is not that serious!