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HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK

 
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:56 am    Post subject: HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK Reply with quote

HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK


* When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good
morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the shit out
of her" ... You need to pray at work.

* When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5
minutes," and you think, "what the f..k do they want now?"..... You need
to pray at work.

* When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to
say, "which one of you sons of bitches turned off my computer?" .....
You need to pray at work.

* When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third
person comes in and says, "well at my last office...", and you want to
throw a stapler at him... ... You need to pray at work.

* When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing
that crosses your mind is, "what the hell does this bitch want now?" and
you try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.

* When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's
work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can
kiss my ass!!" .... You need to pray at work.

* When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone
who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN
one floor, and you say "that lazy bastard"..... .You need to pray at
work.

* When you take some vacation time and come back to find a
mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do
it and you think, "sorry ass M#$^%F%&#s"....... You need to pray at
work.

* If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching,
slapping, or flattening someone's tires that you work with......You need
to pray at work.

* If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to
someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story . You
need to pray at work.


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