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APHORISMS FOR THE YEAR

 
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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 8:27 am    Post subject: APHORISMS FOR THE YEAR Reply with quote

APHORISMS FOR THE YEAR...


It's not whether you win or lose,
But how you place the blame.

You are not drunk
If you can lie on the floor
Without holding on.

We have enough "youth".
How about a fountain of "smart"?

The original point and click interface
Was a Smith & Wesson.


A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party


When blondes have more fun,do they know it?


LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL

Money isn't everything,
But it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Don't Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don't succeed
Skydiving is not for you


We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
Give the rest a bad name.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
To produce reproductive organs.

Alabama state motto:
At least we're not Mississippi

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

The latest survey shows that
Three out of four people make
Up 75% of the population

"You know why a banana is like a politician?"
"He comes in and first he is green,
Then he turns yellow
And then he's rotten."

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
Identify their corporate sponsors."

The reason Politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
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