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PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:37 am    Post subject: Texas Sheriff's Exam Reply with quote

Texas Sheriff's Exam

A man seeking to join a South Texas Sheriff's Department is being
interviewed. The sergeant conducting the interview says:

"Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test
that you must complete before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:

"I want you to take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six terrorist extremists, Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton, Nancy Pelosi and a rabbit."

The man said, "Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
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