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Why Muslims want to kill themselves

 
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:50 pm    Post subject: Why Muslims want to kill themselves Reply with quote

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit
suicide... Let's see now.....

No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No Nude Women
No car races
No football
No soccer
No golf
No tailgate parties
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer !!!!!!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave...
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!



I mean, really, is there a mystery here.
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