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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:51 am    Post subject: A gift from the Lord! Reply with quote

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I
can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things.

Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said, "Lord, I
wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how
she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means
when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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