frend65 New Member
Joined: 28 Dec 2006 Posts: 22 Location: Raleigh, North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:38 am Post subject: Tough Cowboys |
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Three Canadian cowboys are sitting around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie; with the bravado for which each is famous, it is a night of tall tales.
Tim, the guy from Alberta says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth.'
J.P.,the guy from Manitoba , couldn't stand to be bested. That's nothing, 'I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache.'
Ray, the cowboy from NOVA SCOTIA remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker. |
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