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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:32 am    Post subject: A mans last words Reply with quote

A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, laying in bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you
weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd
realize I was talking to the sheep."
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