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Don't Flirt at the Halloween Party!!



A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
the Halloween party alone. He, being a devoted husband,
protested, but she argued and said
she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was
no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his
costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke
without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the
party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching
her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she
joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around
on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could and copping a
little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a
rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high
and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as
he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little
proposi tion in her ear and
she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and made
passionate love in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume
away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She
was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind
of time he had.
'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a go od time
when you're not there.'
Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?' He replied, I'll
tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I
met Pete, Bill Brown and some
other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker
all evening.
You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all
night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, 'Actually, I gave my costume to
your brother, apparently he had the time of his life!