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Men Are Like...

Men are like ... Laxatives ...They irritate the shit
out of you.

Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the
less firm they are.

Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be
long enough.

Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to
change them.

Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but
you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth,
and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich,
warm, &can keep you up all night long.

Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a
word they say.

Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes
are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take
soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the
first sign of emotion.

Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but
only for a little while.

Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how
long it will last.

Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but
not very bright.

Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones
are taken, the rest are handicapped.