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Aren't you glad we're not Scandahoovians?

Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the
bird section and Sven says to Hans, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over
and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little
budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. The owner puts the budgies in a
paper bag. Hans and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into
Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of the Conor Pass. At the Conor
Pass, Sven
looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says: "Dis looks like a grand
place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders
and jumps off the cliff. Hans watches as Sven falls all the way to the
bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his
best pal, Hans shakes his head and says: "Dis budgie jumping is too
dangerous for me."

BUT WAIT.....There's MORE!


PART TWO:

Moments later Ole arrives up at Conor Pass. He's been to the pet shop
too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in
one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Hans. Watch dis," Ole says. He
takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the
cliff. Hans watches as half way down, Ole takes the gun and shoots the
parrot. Ole continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom
and breaks every bone in his body. Hans shakes his head and says, "And
I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."

BUT WAIT.....There's MORE!!


PART THREE:

Hans is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars
appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out
of which he pulls a chicken. Lars then grasps the chicken by the legs
holds it over his head and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears
down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Hans
shakes his head - "First der was Sven with his budgie jumping, den Ole
parrotshooting ..... and now Lars is
hengliding.....