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The New Version of the Birds & Bees

 
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:18 am    Post subject: The New Version of the Birds & Bees Reply with quote

The New Version of the Birds & Bees

Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find
out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was
too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little
Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!
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