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Jeff Foxworthy on Indiana

If someone in a store offers you assistance & they
don't work there, you might live in Indiana.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around
the middle of his forehead, you might live in Indiana.

If your town has an equal number of bars and
churches, you might live in Indiana.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in
Indiana.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE HOOSIER WHEN:

1. Vacation means going north or south on I-65 for
the weekend.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more
than once.

4. You often switch from heat to AC in the same day
and back again.

5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

6. You see people wearing camouflage at social
events including weddings.

7. You install security lights on your house and
garage and leave both unlocked.

8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your
girlfriend knows how to use them.

9. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit
over a snowsuit.

10. Driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow.

11. You know all 5 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter, road construction, & It's Hot.

12. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of
a deer next to your blue spruce.

13. Down south means Kentucky to you.

14. A brat is something you eat.

15. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his
new pole shed.

16. You go out to a tailgate party every Friday.

17. You have more miles on your snow blower than
your car.

18. You find 0 degrees a "little chilly".

19. You actually understand these jokes, and you
forward them to all your Indiana friends. (What's not to
understand???)