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PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:52 pm    Post subject: Stump Dear Abby Reply with quote

QUESTIONS THAT STUMPED DEAR ABBY!

Dear Abby: A couple of women moved in across the hall
from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the
other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These
two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a
man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think
they could be Lebanese?


Dear Abby: What can I do about all the sex, nudity,
language and violence on my VCR?


Dear Abby: I have a man I never could trust. He cheats
so much. I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is
his.


Dear Abby: I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated
woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's
getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should
share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough
to discuss money with him.


Dear Abby: I suspected that my husband had been
fooling around, and when I confronted him with the
evidence he denied everything and said it would never
happen again.


Dear Abby: Our son writes that he is taking Judo.
Why would a boy who was raised in a Good Christian
home turn against his own?


Dear Abby: My forty-year-old son has been paying a
psychiatrist $60 an hour every week for two-and-a-half
years. He must be crazy.


Dear Abby: Do you think it would be all right if I
gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get
pregnant and couldn't and he did it.


Dear Abby: My mother is mean and short-tempered.
I think she is going through her mental pause.


Dear Abby: You told some woman whose husband had lost
all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my
husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a
doctor.
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