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[dawn]

Angelina and Giuseppe were standing before the judge in divorce court.
Angelina says: "Your honor, we benna marry 25 years ana Giuseppe he
'always picka his nose ana when we maka love he's a never letsa me on
top. I just canna taka dis anymore."

The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppe. "Giuseppe, isa dis
true.You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top?
What you gotta say fora youself?"

Giuseppe says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and,
yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be on da bottom. Itsa all go'sa
back to when I'ma young boy.

My poppa, he'sa very smarta man. I always follow ev'ryting he say.

My poppa one day he says, "Giuseppe, I gotta tella you da two main
secrets ofa hava successful life. Number one, you always keepa your nose
clean. Ana number two, don't screw up."