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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:19 pm Post subject: Adult--Lewinsky and Kaczynski Limericks |
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This is from a contest where the requirements were to use the two words: Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick. Here are the three winners:
Third place:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
Don't leave any clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown. |
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