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The Blonde and the Puzzle

 
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CNCJimmy7
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:22 pm    Post subject: The Blonde and the Puzzle Reply with quote

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!!!!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please
come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be
when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on
the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with
the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where
she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks
at the box, then turns to her and says, "First
of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want
you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea,
and then....." he sighed,
"...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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