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PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:11 am    Post subject: Sunday afternoon quickie Reply with quote

John & Marsha decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot" he shouted.

A few moments passed.

"An ambulance just drove by"

A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Anderson's have company" he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike"

"The Coopers are having sex!!"

Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!

Dad cautiously asked his son, "How do you know they are having sex??"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing out on his balcony too"
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