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PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:26 pm    Post subject: The Dot Reply with quote

THE DOT.......

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP.

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on
their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was
connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian
Embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a
dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband
scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a
convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab
or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he
must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.
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