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Took Dad to the Mall

 
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:01 pm    Post subject: Took Dad to the Mall Reply with quote

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
I quickly swallowed my food so I would not choke on Dad's response, knowing he would have a good one. In classic style he did not bat an eye, as he said, 'Got drunk once, had sex with a peacock... I was just wondering if you were my son.'
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