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[Ouzriejp]

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.

News Flash! Do not be fooled by the more-readily available and much cheaper Work-Hindrance-Internal-Noise-Enhancer (WHINE). It is not effective against WORK and only makes WORK more cumbersome to all infected by it.

[Ouzriejp]

This is creepy!




Think of a letter between A and W.




Repeat it
out loud as
you scroll down.





Keep going . . .
Don't stop ..





Think of an
animal
that begins
with that letter.






Repeat it
out loud
as you
scroll down.





Think of
either a man's/woman's
name that
begins
with the
last letter
in the
animals name





Almost
there........






Now
count out
the letters
in that name
on the fingers
of the hand
you are not
using to
scroll down.



Take the
hand you
counted with
and hold it out
in front of you
at face level.




! Look at your
palm
very closely

notice
the
lines
in
your
hand.



Do the lines
take the
form of the
first letter in the
persons name?






Of course not......



Now smack


yourself in the head, get a life, and
quit playing
stupid
e-mail games!


Don't tell the secret to others, just send them this e-mail!

Smile & have

a great day!