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We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.


Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know
including the person that sent it to you.


Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful
days than not.


Here is your dose of humor...


A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.


B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it
to friends and family and co-workers.


Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent! it to you, so
they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager
is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.


The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants


And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the
evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:


a = snickle


b = doombah


c = goober


d = cheesey


e = crusty


f = greasy


g = dumbo


h = farcus


i = dorky


j = doofus


k = funky


l = boobie


m = sleezy


n = sloopy


o = fluffy


p = stinky


q = slimy


r = dorfus


s = snooty


t = tootsie


u = dipsy


v = sneezy


w = liver


x = skippy


y = dinky


z = zippy


2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:


a = dippin


b = feather


c = batty


d = burger


e = chicken


f = barffy


g = lizard


h = waffle


i = farkle


j = monkey


k = flippin


l = fricken


m = bubble


n = rhino


o = potty


p = hamster


q = buckle


r = gizzard


s = lickin


t = snickle


u = chuckle


v = pickle


w = hubble


x = dingle


y = gorilla


z = girdle


3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:


a = butt


b = boob


c = face


d = nose


e = hump


f = breath


g = pants


h = shorts


i = lips


j = honker


k = head


l = tush


m = chunks


n = dunkin


o = brains


p = biscuits


q = toes


r = doodle


s = fanny


t = sniffer


u = sprinkles


v = frack


w = squirt


x = humperdinck


y = hiney


z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.