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  Topic: Tough Cowboys
frend65

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PostForum: Jokes And Other Funny Items   Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:38 am   Subject: Tough Cowboys
Three Canadian cowboys are sitting around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie; with the bravado for which each is famous, it is a night of tall tales.


Tim, the guy from Alberta says, 'I must ...
  Topic: Who Knew?
frend65

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PostForum: Jokes And Other Funny Items   Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:33 am   Subject: Who Knew?
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - are these extraordinary birds immortal? Then what happens to their corpses??

Wonder no more. I am here to lighten the ...
  Topic: A mans last words
frend65

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PostForum: Jokes And Other Funny Items   Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:32 am   Subject: A mans last words
A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, laying in bed reading a book, looks up and says ...
  Topic: Secret to a Long & Happy Marriage
frend65

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PostForum: Jokes And Other Funny Items   Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:30 am   Subject: Secret to a Long & Happy Marriage
SECRET TO A LONG AND HAPPY MARRIAGE...
At All Saints Lutheran Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar. At the session last week, the Pastor asked Ole, who was approaching his 50th weddi ...
  Topic: Cocktail Party Conversation
frend65

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PostForum: Jokes And Other Funny Items   Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:30 am   Subject: Cocktail Party Conversation
A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an
attractive man standing alone....

She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."

"That's a beautifu ...
  Topic: How to avoid the scams when buying photo equipment
frend65

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PostForum: Photography   Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:45 pm   Subject: How to avoid the scams when buying photo equipment
How to avoid the scams and crooks when buying photo gear

See this posting. I agree and have personal knowledge of the scams.

http://www.bobatkins.com/photography/tutorials/photo_scammers.html
  Topic: Shooting Fireworks
frend65

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PostForum: Photography   Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:25 pm   Subject: Shooting Fireworks
Camera Settings
By Bob Atkins
http://www.bobatkins.com/photography/tutorials/fireworks.html

So what camera settings work? Well a good place to start is with a 4s exposure at f8 with the camera se ...
  Topic: Top Ten Tips on Travel Photography
frend65

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PostForum: Photography   Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:06 pm   Subject: Top Ten Tips on Travel Photography
Top Ten Tips on Travel Photography by Nigel Atherotn
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBpi-O_ixUM&feature=player_embedded]Source Video

1. Get up Early in the morning. Good lighting and fe ...
  Topic: Top Ten Tips
frend65

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PostForum: Photography   Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:52 pm   Subject: Top Ten Tips
Top 10 Tips From Pro Rick Sammon
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1Unv6DPJiU&feature=player_embedded] Source Video

1. See the light, where is is coming from, what is its intensity, where ...
  Topic: Using the Histogram
frend65

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PostForum: Photography   Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:28 pm   Subject: Using the Histogram
Using the On Screen Histogram to Understand Exposure


Most higher-end digital cameras support a histogram feature that can be displayed before or after you take a photo. Though it looks like a com ...
  Topic: Any Moog 5805
frend65

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PostForum: Moog   Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:02 pm   Subject: Any Moog 5805
I am looking for a Moog 5805 anyone have any?
  Topic: Ethel and her Wheelchair
frend65

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PostForum: Jokes And Other Funny Items   Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:10 pm   Subject: Ethel and her Wheelchair
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman ...
  Topic: Letter from A Boss To Its Employees
frend65

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PostForum: Jokes And Other Funny Items   Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:06 pm   Subject: Letter from A Boss To Its Employees
Letter from A Boss To Its Employees
Posted By Cyril Huze On January 15, 2009 (7:09 am) In Editorial
What a boss (undisclosed) wrote to its employees.

To All My Valued Employees,
There have bee ...
  Topic: Took Dad to the Mall
frend65

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PostForum: Jokes And Other Funny Items   Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:01 pm   Subject: Took Dad to the Mall
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had sp ...
  Topic: WE MISS RODNEY DANGERFIELD
frend65

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PostForum: Jokes And Other Funny Items   Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:48 pm   Subject: WE MISS RODNEY DANGERFIELD
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me To
time an egg.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, Yet she
won't drink from my glass!

Last nig ...
 
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