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 Topic: Blonde jokes--several |
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| Ouzriejp Replies: 0 Views: 5835 |
 Forum: Jokes And Other Funny Items Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:53 am Subject: Blonde jokes--several |
| Blondes Are The Best!!!
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed Listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of b ... |
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| Topic: Wrong Email address |
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| Ouzriejp Replies: 0 Views: 5570 |
Forum: Jokes And Other Funny Items Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:20 am Subject: Wrong Email address |
| A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where th ... |
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| Topic: Public Notice |
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| Ouzriejp Replies: 1 Views: 6860 |
Forum: Jokes And Other Funny Items Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:19 am Subject: Think of a letter between A and W. |
| This is creepy!
Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. Keep going . . . Don't stop .. Think of an animal that begins wi ... |
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| Topic: Public Notice |
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| Ouzriejp Replies: 1 Views: 6860 |
Forum: Jokes And Other Funny Items Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:15 am Subject: Public Notice |
| There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your b ... |
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| Topic: Sensitive man |
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| Ouzriejp Replies: 0 Views: 5610 |
Forum: Jokes And Other Funny Items Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:14 am Subject: Sensitive man |
| A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is c ... | |
| Topic: 13 Things PMS Stands For |
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| Ouzriejp Replies: 0 Views: 5437 |
Forum: Jokes And Other Funny Items Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:13 am Subject: 13 Things PMS Stands For |
| 1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4 Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May S ... |
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| Topic: SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER |
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| Ouzriejp Replies: 0 Views: 5538 |
Forum: Jokes And Other Funny Items Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:10 am Subject: SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER |
| I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.
Also, now I have to scrub the ... |
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| Topic: Tax this and Tax that! |
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| Ouzriejp Replies: 0 Views: 5505 |
Forum: Jokes And Other Funny Items Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:10 am Subject: Tax this and Tax that! |
| What Happened?
At first I thought this was funny, then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. ... |
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| Topic: Tech Support |
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| Ouzriejp Replies: 0 Views: 5292 |
Forum: Jokes And Other Funny Items Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:07 am Subject: Tech Support |
| Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. I ... |
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| Topic: SAD NFL NEWS |
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| Ouzriejp Replies: 0 Views: 5294 |
Forum: Jokes And Other Funny Items Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:06 am Subject: SAD NFL NEWS |
| The NFL announced today that for financial reasons
they had to eliminate one team from the league. So they've decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers a ... |
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| Topic: Boots |
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| Ouzriejp Replies: 0 Views: 5429 |
Forum: Jokes And Other Funny Items Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:06 am Subject: Boots |
| Lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.
He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with ... |
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| Topic: Riddle |
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| Ouzriejp Replies: 0 Views: 5392 |
Forum: Jokes And Other Funny Items Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:05 am Subject: Riddle |
| What gets longer when pulled?
Fits between the boobs? Inserts neatly in a hole? And works best when jerked? Hold down your left mouse button and drag down to fi ... |
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| Topic: Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers |
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| Ouzriejp Replies: 0 Views: 5846 |
Forum: Jokes And Other Funny Items Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:02 am Subject: Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers |
| I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some "flak" from the NAACP. Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts !!!
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: # 1 ... |
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