A sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines
enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this ...
Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are
bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the
glorious winners:
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge
4. 6 ...